Off My Tits on M&S Picky Bits Engraved Slate Placemat – 30 × 20cm

Picky bits for one? Sorted.

A smaller version of our popular slate serving boards, this 30 × 20cm natural slate placemat features the Off My Tits on M&S Picky Bits design permanently laser engraved into the surface.

The engraving creates a subtle light-grey finish against the natural black slate, with no printed layer or vinyl to peel away.

Its compact size makes it brilliantly versatile. Use it as an individual placemat, alternative dinner plate, cheese board or smaller serving platter for snacks, antipasti and — obviously — picky bits.

Each piece features naturally rustic cut edges and soft padded feet underneath to help protect your table or worktop.

Product Details

• “Off My Tits on M&S Picky Bits” design
• Natural black slate
• Laser engraved – not printed
• Light-grey engraved finish
• 30cm × 20cm
• Approx. 8mm thick
• Individually cut rustic edges
• Soft padded feet underneath
• Helps protect tables and worktops
• Use as a placemat, plate or serving platter
• Ideal for cheese, charcuterie, snacks and picky bits
• Suitable for home or hospitality use
• Natural slate means each piece may vary slightly in texture, colour and edge finish

Care Instructions

Wipe clean with a damp cloth and dry thoroughly. Do not immerse in water or place in a dishwasher.

Perfect For

Picky bits nights, individual grazing platters, cheese and crackers, girls’ nights, birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s Day, housewarmings and funny foodie gifts.